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Luwei Tan was born a beautiful baby to two beautiful parents in Guangdong province, China. Then things got ugly.
Even at a young age, Luwei Tan always demanded food and attention. This extended to his childhood, where he always needed feed and attention. Who knows where all this food went? If it was stockpiled, he certainly has no plans to share it with anybody. Like North Korea. This attention will not come to anything either. These many man hours could have been used to build a house, or write a play. Instead, this distraction yielded nothing. This is only a taste of the destruction and waste wrought by his wake.
In later years, in an attempt to quell his deleterious tendencies, certain individuals tried to put him to work solving menial problems and producing literature. The attempt of this noble pursuit certainly backfired. Luwei never put out anything of value. Mountains of paper, ink, and pencil lead has almost certainly been wasted by providing him the tools to produce things of value, but which he has squandered, not creating anything.
If he has come to anything these harmful factors must be redeemed by what comes forth in the future.
The future, if it can be called a future, looks bleak however. The pursuits others see as productive and rational has been substituted in his mind by such things as video games and cheap vampire novels. If he continues forth on his path of action and materials consolidation we will see a bigger waste than anything that has come before, as his potential to live for a long time afterwards and subsume even more resources will consume huge amounts of wealth. Maybe forever.
Top scientists recommend that he not be given stuff to waste, but politicians still see him as a potential resource, although the precedent is shaky at best. Perhaps they don't want to receive the public's ire for giving up on him and his seeming great potential. Serious men of science and top economists, however, see nothing but potential loss from this investment. Perhaps this will become more controversial than global warming. Also like global warming, the facts are there, but they are blithely ignored by everyone, ever, Including me.
Oh hi. I'm Luwei.
tl;dr Luwei is great man.
Hi, I'm Luwei. I like vidya games. At the time of this writing I am 18 and not yet ready to become 19 soon.
Well, there's really not much to be said about me. I play the Starcraft and watch the Team Fortress and Dark Souls and all these other games that I don't have time to play personally, myself. (Also I don't like spending money.) I have no other interests, because interests take money, and that is the one thing I don't have and no one would let me take.
No this really summarises my life. This is all I am. This is who I am. A gamer. :o
Faq
Are you a time traveller?
Everyone travels through time, as much as the winds of causality allow. .wolla ytilasuac fo sdniw eht sa hcum sa ,emit hguorht slevart enoyrevE
Have you ever met a viking?
I have seen some Nordic people on teevee... No.
How about Abraham Lincoln?
I said no, you little c***.
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Even at a young age, Luwei Tan always demanded food and attention. This extended to his childhood, where he always needed feed and attention. Who knows where all this food went? If it was stockpiled, he certainly has no plans to share it with anybody. Like North Korea. This attention will not come to anything either. These many man hours could have been used to build a house, or write a play. Instead, this distraction yielded nothing. This is only a taste of the destruction and waste wrought by his wake.
In later years, in an attempt to quell his deleterious tendencies, certain individuals tried to put him to work solving menial problems and producing literature. The attempt of this noble pursuit certainly backfired. Luwei never put out anything of value. Mountains of paper, ink, and pencil lead has almost certainly been wasted by providing him the tools to produce things of value, but which he has squandered, not creating anything.
If he has come to anything these harmful factors must be redeemed by what comes forth in the future.
The future, if it can be called a future, looks bleak however. The pursuits others see as productive and rational has been substituted in his mind by such things as video games and cheap vampire novels. If he continues forth on his path of action and materials consolidation we will see a bigger waste than anything that has come before, as his potential to live for a long time afterwards and subsume even more resources will consume huge amounts of wealth. Maybe forever.
Top scientists recommend that he not be given stuff to waste, but politicians still see him as a potential resource, although the precedent is shaky at best. Perhaps they don't want to receive the public's ire for giving up on him and his seeming great potential. Serious men of science and top economists, however, see nothing but potential loss from this investment. Perhaps this will become more controversial than global warming. Also like global warming, the facts are there, but they are blithely ignored by everyone, ever, Including me.
Oh hi. I'm Luwei.
tl;dr Luwei is great man.
Hi, I'm Luwei. I like vidya games. At the time of this writing I am 18 and not yet ready to become 19 soon.
Well, there's really not much to be said about me. I play the Starcraft and watch the Team Fortress and Dark Souls and all these other games that I don't have time to play personally, myself. (Also I don't like spending money.) I have no other interests, because interests take money, and that is the one thing I don't have and no one would let me take.
No this really summarises my life. This is all I am. This is who I am. A gamer. :o
Faq
Are you a time traveller?
Everyone travels through time, as much as the winds of causality allow. .wolla ytilasuac fo sdniw eht sa hcum sa ,emit hguorht slevart enoyrevE
Have you ever met a viking?
I have seen some Nordic people on teevee... No.
How about Abraham Lincoln?
I said no, you little c***.
click here to go back to index.
Is he smirking?